Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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