I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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