Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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