we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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