to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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