he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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