brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Randomize
