Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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