The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Randomize
