no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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