Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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