Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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