is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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