U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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