I think im going to throw up on grandma
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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