The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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