Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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