Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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