So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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