Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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