super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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