...so i touched it.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
