So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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