He uses pillows to masturbate.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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