just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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