So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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