She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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