What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Randomize
