Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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