I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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