Swine flu. Run for my life!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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