Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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