Is it normal to miss your booty call?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
so let's talk penis.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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