so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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