he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he thought i was a dude.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Randomize
