Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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