She's JV to your varsity
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
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If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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