I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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