'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
