You really coming over, don't trick.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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