He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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