so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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