I've blown a few things in my day
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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