I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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