found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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