Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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