Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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