I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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