Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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