"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
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Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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