did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Its about making memories worth repressing
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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