I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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