I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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