North Korea, Best Korea!
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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