Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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